azizimsorry: some days im like yo but most days im like YOOOOO
dirkinabox: Do you ever see a post on your dash and literally say “shut up” out loud
multipack: row row row your boat gently away from me
bobbryars: bobbryars: If this was the 19th century my family would have sold me to a nice rich boy by now and everyone would be happy please stop reblogging this i’m scared the social justice bloggers will find me
merricats: oldmanhoho: you know you’ve made a good pun when everyone’s immediate response upon hearing it is “shut the fuck up” #the highest compliment any pun can receive
what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves
katie-kapulet: whatthefinnick: My pre-calc teacher got kicked out of the movies once for yelling out diving scores during Titanic as people jumped off the boat.
english-teenager: It’s the oldest story in the world. One day you’re seventeen and planning for someday. And then quietly and without you ever really noticing, someday is today. And that someday is yesterday. And this is your life.
svveetlemonade: my life goal is to fuck logan lerman