stay—foreverr:

I’m naturally a fast texter, so if it takes me more than 15 minutes to text you back, 95% of the time it’s intentional.

sunshineface0014:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem

You can’t even see your problem

canadianslut:

I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this

awkwardvagina:

have you ever just cried because you’re you

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make